Quotes from The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss

Charlie: Oooh, Dr. Geller.
Ross: God, you're amazing, I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.

Joey: I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissin' Rachel!
Rachel: I know, I'm her.

Rachel: Ross and Charlie? Wow, she's really makin' her way through the group, huh. Ah, who am I to talk.

Monica: Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. Phoebe and Mike. We're the only people leaving with the same people we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning before we leave I'm going to the salon.
Chandler: Okay, Buckwheat.

Joey: You're a pain in my ass, Geller.

Chandler: What do you know, it's a treat for the eyes and the ears.

Phoebe: Y'know, once we're in the air, and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign, you feel free to roam about my cabin.

Mike: Y'know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone.
Phoebe: You can't do that. Oh, come on, Mike, strap on a pair.