Quotes from The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Monica: Mmm, this cake is amazing.
Rachel: My God, get a room.
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time.

Phoebe: Ross, how about you, which would you give up? Sex or food?
Ross: Food.
Phoebe: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: Oh my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.

Joey: I want girls on bread.

Monica: How bad do you wanna smoke right now?
Chandler: I don't know what you mean... giant talking cigarette.

Chandler: Hey.
Joey: You son of a bitch.
Chandler: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

Monica: We want a lawn and a swing-set.
Chandler: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.
Ross: So you want to buy a house in the '50s.
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you're giving up? You can't move out of the city. What if... what if you want Chinese food at 5am or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?

Phoebe: You don't want live in Westchester, that's like the worst of the Chesters.

Chandler: We're gettin' a house.
Monica: And a baby.
Chandler: We're growing up.
Monica: We are.
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
Monica: Not it!
Chandler: Not it! Dammit.