Quotes from The One Where the Stripper Cries
Phoebe: Sorry boys, this ride's closing.
Phoebe: Mmmmm... raunchy.
Roy: Whoo, that's a lot of stairs.
Roy: Did someone call for the long arm of the law? I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon. I hope you're familiar with this state's penal code.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortuante hair.
Ross: What did you do to my mom?
Chandler: I'm in college and I'm in a band.
Rachel: Yeah, okay.
Roy: What's the matter, you never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?
Roy: Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Phoebe: This is so hot!
Ross: Where's Rachel?
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats.
Ross: Oh my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!