Quotes from The One Where the Stripper Cries

Phoebe: Sorry boys, this ride's closing.

Phoebe: Mmmmm... raunchy.

Roy: Whoo, that's a lot of stairs.

Roy: Did someone call for the long arm of the law? I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon. I hope you're familiar with this state's penal code.

Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortuante hair.

Ross: What did you do to my mom?

Rachel: Hey!
Chandler: I'm in college and I'm in a band.
Rachel: Yeah, okay.

Roy: What's the matter, you never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?

Roy: Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.

Phoebe: This is so hot!

Ross: Where's Rachel?
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.

Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats.

Ross: Oh my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!

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