Quotes from The One Where Estelle Dies

Joey: My hugs are reserved for people stayin' in America.
Rachel: Joey, it would mean...
Joey: Hey, no, get your France-goin' arms away from me!

Chandler: Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?

Chandler: We're easily confused. We're not very bright.

Monica: What if he reads it in the paper?
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.

Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. *pause* I just heard it how you must have heard it, and that's not good.

Phoebe: Man, tough week for Estelle.

Ross: Emma left her stuffed T-Rex at my house. You know she can't sleep without it.
Rachel: Well, huh, she's asleep now. Stop pushing that thing on her.

Chandler: I feel like we're cheating on our house. And if we're gonna cheat, shouldn't it be with, like, a hot younger house that does stuff that our house won't do?

Janice: What a small world.
Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyonce.

Janice: Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin.

Chandler: When did you start crapping money?

Monica: Never again will you have to hear those three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body.

Chandler: They're never comin' down now!

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