Quotes from The One With Rachel's Going Away Party
Monica: Oh my God, I have nothing left to teach you.
Monica: Stop staring at them.
Ross: She brought them up.
Monica: Ross, she's giving us our baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Chandler: We're taking a break.
Chandler: Jumping on the bed.
Chandler: I can be kinky. I once did a naked dance for her with scarves.
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Chandler: She's been such a big part of my life. It feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. I mean... ah, forget it, I miss Melrose Place!
Phoebe: In six months the statute of limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!
Rachel: I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture.
Chandler: Rachel... with handcuffs... interesting.
Monica: Joey's bare ass!
Chandler: Well played.
Phoebe: Please don't turn into French bitch.
Ross: Oh, no, she took down Monica. And I'm the crier in the family.
Chandler: You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes, do you?
Phoebe: Where do you think Mike really is?
Ross: What?! I don't get a goodbye?
Joey: Lucky bastard.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset you should go and talk to her.
Monica: And say what? "You owe me a goodbye?" He's got more pride than that.
Ross: The hell I do!
Monica: Remember, if I am harsh with you, it's only because you are doing it wrong.
Monica: Nana liked it rough!