Quotes from The Last One

Rachel: You've learned some new moves.
Ross: Yeah, well this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke. Who's laughin' now?

Phoebe: I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.
Ross: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?

Ross: I'm not one to kiss and tell... but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it.

Phoebe: This is like the best thing ever. Ever! You guys might get back togther, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chick and ducks in the world again. Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical!

Rachel: It was just the perfect way to say goodbye.

Erica: I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!

Chandler: Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.

Monica: It's a boy.

Chandler: It's a baby. It's a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.

Monica: I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you.

Monica: I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?

Chandler: Twins. Twins!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking.
Chandler: Uh huh! Join me, won't you?

Ross: Okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?

Phoebe: We could teach them to sing and we could be like the Von Trapp family. Although without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.

Rachel: I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you guys attempt to handle this.

Ross: I don't want to get over her.
Joey: What?
Ross: I don't. I want to be with her.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Yeah. I'm gonna go after her.
Joey: Yeah, you are!

Monica: Oh great, just what you want for a new house with infants... bird feces.

Joey: You know any bird calls?
Chandler: Tons... I'm quite the woodsman.

Joey: Does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
Joey: I love you.

Ross: Let her off the plane!

Ross: Oh my God! Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane.

Joey: Has it always been purple?

Chandler: Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter... but more importantly, because of rent-control, it was a friggin' steal.

Rachel: Should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Where?

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