Quotes from The One Where Ross is Fine

Rachel: Can we just close the door?

Frank Jr.: I haven't slept in four years.
Phoebe: That's a... that's a long time.
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. Y'know, two I could handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand. But what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on? I got no more hands to protect my area. There's three of them, Pheobe, three.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, Frank, I counted them when they were coming out of my area.

Chandler: I gotta get back to talkin' to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Owen: What?
Chandler: What?
Owen: I'm adopted?!
Chandler: I got nothin'!

Frank Jr.: She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or... realtor.

Chandler: We have to leave!
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?

Ross: Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L, is for life. And what is life without love?
Rachel: Omigod, are we supposed to answer?

Rachel: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.