Quotes from The One With Ross's Tan

Ross: Hey, I know where this place is. It used to be an X-rated video... florist.

Dave: So, how dark do you wanna be? We have 1, 2 or 3.
Ross: Well, uh, I like how you look. What are you?
Dave: Puerto Rican.
Ross: 2. I think, a 2.

Joey: Uh, was that good for you?

Phoebe: You would not hold up well under torture.
Monica: And you would?
Phoebe: I did.

Rachel: Do you think maybe on.. on some level you... you don't want to take off my bra?
Joey: No, I don't have another level!

Chandler: Oh my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.

Monica: Chandler, stop, it's not going to pop open.
Chandler: You don't know!

Joey: You kneed me in my misters.

Monica: We are not friends with Phoebe anymore!
Chandler: If she asks, I protested a little, but, okay.