Quotes from The One With the Cake

Phoebe: When Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our step-dad would sell his blood to buy us food.

Judy: I remember your first birthday. Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you, he pulled on his testicles so hard we had to take him to the emergency room.

Joey: I was thinkin', since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents.
Phoebe: So you're gonna... hit on her?

Rachel: Oh my God! They put my baby's face on a penis!
Phoebe: Now it's a party!
Rachel: Wait, you guys, this isn't funny, all right. If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself.
Joey: Uh... is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?
Judy: Jack, look at this.
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy... the resemblance is uncanny.
Ross: I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.

Monica: If anyone gets to go, it's us. We've been complaining the longest.

Joey: Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.

Phoebe: I want the dolphin!
Chandler: That's a bear.
Phoebe: I'm too excited!

Ross: Some can sing, some can dance, I, apparently, can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.

Chandler: Did I teach her that? Did I just impart wisdom?

Ross: Oh my God, our daughter's a genius.

Phoebe: Hey, you made it into a bunny.
Joey: What is wrong with me? It looked more delicious when it was a penis.

Phoebe: Run, you hairy bastard!