Quotes from The One With the Home Study
Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Ross: Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that.
Chandler: Maybe you'll do that next you get married.
Ross: No, no, no, the next time's going to be Hawaii at sunset. But maybe the time after that.
Chandler: We're cleaning the apartment.
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways.
Phoebe: Oh look, and we get these free T-shirts.
Clerk: Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Phoebe: Mmm, it's moist.
Ross: I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.
Ross: There was one! That's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children.
Joey: I did not care for that.
Joey: You broke my heart. Do you know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?
Mike: I'm stepping in and I'm putting my foot down. As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us. What do you think we should do?