Quotes from The One With the Home Study

Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Ross: Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that.

Chandler: Maybe you'll do that next you get married.
Ross: No, no, no, the next time's going to be Hawaii at sunset. But maybe the time after that.

Chandler: We're cleaning the apartment.
Monica: We?
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways.

Phoebe: Oh look, and we get these free T-shirts.
Clerk: Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Phoebe: Mmm, it's moist.

Ross: I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Ross: There was one! That's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!

Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children.

Joey: I did not care for that.

Joey: You broke my heart. Do you know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?

Mike: I'm stepping in and I'm putting my foot down. As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us. What do you think we should do?