Quotes from The One With the Birth Mother

Monica: I'm gonna go get me a baby!

Rachel: Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: I wanna say someone I'm gonna have sex with.

Rachel: That was some really great stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.
Rachel: Oh, really? Do you want to try some of them on for me?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

Monica: Why couldn't I have been a reverend?
Chandler: You're Jewish.
Monica: Technicality!

Joey: I'm not even sorry.

Chandler: My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring... and don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right. I love my wife more than anything in this world. And... it kills me that I can't give her a baby. I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad, but my wife, she's already there. She's a mother without a baby. Please?

Monica: God bless you, Chandler Bing.