Quotes from
The One with All the Resolutions

"Who would you rather have kiss your sister, me, or Chandler?" -Joey
"That's a good point." -Ross

"Who would you rather have kissing you, me, or Chandler?" -Joey
"Oh, good point." -Rachel

"You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, 'No divorces in '99!'" -Ross
"But your divorce isn't even final yet." -Rachel
"Just the one divorce in '99!" -Ross

"This year was supposed to be great. Well, it's only the second day, and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!" -Ross

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