The One with Joey's Bag
Chandler: And the bunny got away.
Phoebe: It's like, y'know, one life ends, and another begins.
Monica: Not the way they're doing it.
Joey: It is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly, unisex.
Joey: Maybe you need sex, I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No, no, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Heh, ain't gonna say no to that.
Chandler: Yeah, pulling flowers out of it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
Rachel: Joey, that bag is gonna get you that part.
Chandler: And a date with a man.
Monica: We're supposed to be honest with each other. I just wish you could tell me, just say it: I don't like your massages.
Chandler: I don't like your massages.
Monica: See... it's no big deal.
Chandler: Okay, now, but see, you're crying.
Monica: I'm not crying about that. I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Monica: My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
Chandler: Hey, it's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything.
Monica: Oh my God, you don't know me at all!
Phoebe: Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you.
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