Quotes from The One with the Cop

"Not dog but..." -Monica
"Cat." -Joey
"Yes! You are so smart." -Monica

"Are you saying I smell bad?" -Monica
"No! You smell like a meadow." -Joey

"I'm totally drunk with power." -Phoebe

"I kinda had a dream, but I don't wanna talk about it." -Joey
"Whoah... what if Martin Luther King had said that?" -Chandler

"It could mean anything, like, uh, all of a sudden you're jealous that I've become the apartment stud." -Chandler
"Sounds like your dream, dude." -Joey

"Hey, by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good." -Gary

"Closeness shmoseness, there was three of us, for crying out loud!" -Joey

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