Quotes from
The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss

"He's so sweet. He's like this little puppy dog, y'know, but like, a really tough one who shoots bad guys." -Phoebe

"Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are." -Monica
"Oh. So?" -Chandler
"So? So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex and prove them wrong." -Monica
"You have got to stop this competitive thing, okay? It's crazy. I mean, just to impress Gary and Phoebe you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over and over and over and saying no to this, why? Get your coat!" -Chandler

"It's impossible to find her apartment. She lives in like some hot girl parallel universe or something." -Joey

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