Quotes from
The One Where Rachel Smokes

Monica: "It's going to be weird seeing some actor pretending to be Ben's dad."
Ross: "Yeah."
Chandler: "Weirder than seeing his two moms make out?"

Joey: "Wouldn't it be great, though, if I got to play Ben's dad?"
Ross: "Joey, you look nothing like Ben."
Joey: "I look more like him than you do." winks at Carol
Carol: "You know, I really don't know you well enough for you to do that."

Phoebe: "Monica is going to rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice."
Chandler: "You know, I rued the day once. Didn't get a whole lot else done."

Joey: "Mmmm, noodle soup."

Rachel: "Look at all these cups. This is so weird."
Phoebe: "I was in charge of cups."
Rachel: "Oh, okay, not so weird."

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