Quotes from
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt

"Hey, where's the chicken?" -Caitlin
"Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. He said that eggs came first." -Chandler

"Ross, we broke up two years ago, you've been married since then...I think it's okay that we see other people." -Rachel

"So, you flirt with guys all the time?" -Chandler
"Sure. It doesn't mean anything. Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you." -Monica
"Okay, but there's a big difference, all right. You are a lot hotter than I am." -Chandler
"True story." -Joey

"Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?" -Chandler
"Uh, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women." -Rachel
"And thank you for that." -Ross
"But you know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing." -Rachel
"What are you talking about? It worked with you." -Ross
"Oh, you know what, no, you're right. We met, you flirted, and then BAM! Nine years later you had me." -Rachel

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