Quotes from
The One with the Ride Along
"I got it. This place makes the best sandwich in the world." -Joey
"Hey, Joe, does it have meatballs on it?" -Gary
"Oh yeah." -Joey
"Yeah? Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?" -Gary
"Yo." -Joey
"You can't eat that in my car." -Gary
"Yeah, okay. Even though my tax dollars paid for this car." -Joey
"Your tax dollars?" -Chandler
"Yeah, okay." -Joey
"Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive, so live every day to the fullest. Love yourself. Okay? Okay. Oh, and get stamps." -Ross
"Wow, I could have died tonight." -Ross
"Yeah, if the car that backfired had run over you." -Chandler
"If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you." -Phoebe
"Oh yeah? Well, maybe you and I should take a walk in a bad neighborhood." -Gary
"Cut it out, Ross. I'd hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day." -Joey
"Man, I would be great in a war. I really...I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean, I know I would make general before any of you guys." -Monica
"Before or after you were shot by your own troops?" -Chandler
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