Quotes from
The One with the Ball

Phoebe: "I'll ask you to talk to him."
Chandler: "Me? Why me?"
Phoebe: "Because you are so scared of committment. You talk to him. Make him scared like you, make him a man."

Joey: "That is not a cat."
Rachel: "Yes it is."
Ross: "Why is it inside-out?"

Chandler to Gary: "I thought maybe we should have a talk, y'know, man to... well, me."

Chandler: "You know what? You move in with her. You move in with her right now. Maybe I should move in with Monica."
Gary: "No, it's too soon for you guys."
Chandler: "You're right about that."

Ross: "Check it out. Almost three hours without dropping it."
Rachel: "Oh, wow, congratulations, that's quite a waste of time."

Rachel: "I got a cat."
Monica: "I don't want a cat."
Joey: "Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat."

Rachel: "They won't taker her back."
Chandler: "Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ."

Phoebe: "Let's live in an apartment that we both live in!"

Gunther: "So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?"

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