Quotes from
The One in Vegas

"...plus, we can start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it our plane-iversary." -Monica
"Do we have to?" -Chandler

"What'd you say?" -Ross
"I said, 'art lover.'" -Chandler
"Is that supposed to be an insult?" -Ross
"I dunno. I'm very tired." -Chandler

"Check me out. I'm in my kitchen...naked. I'm pickin' up an orange. I'm naked. Lighting the candles...naked. Carefully." -Rachel

"You weren't trying to entice me, just now, with your nakedness?" -Ross
"Oh God, you saw me!" -Rachel
"You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness." -Ross

"This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this coupon: 99 cent steak and lobster dinner." -Phoebe
"Phoebe, you don't eat animals." -Monica
"For 99 cents, I'd eat you." -Phoebe

"Last night was embarrassing for you too." -Ross
"No, not really. I mean, you've seen me naked hundreds of times." -Rachel
"Uh huh, but it was a first for the rest of my building." -Ross

"This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand, oh wait that's your hand, no wait it's my hand." -Joey

"Don't you let her go, you're a lucky guy." -drunken gambler
"Thank you, Mr. Drunken Gambler." -Chandler

"I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about." -Chandler
"It's 'cause I had lunch with Ri...neither can I." -Monica

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