Quotes from
The One Where Ross Moves In

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"But you have to promise me you will let us know the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair." -Chandler

"So he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you." -Monica
"Exactly." -Rachel

"You fake laughing too, right?" -Joey
"Oh, the tears are real." -Chandler

"What are you doing?" -Chandler
"Nothing." -Joey
"You built a fort, didn't you?" -Chandler
"Kinda." -Joey

"Maybe... maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet." -Joey
"Yes, that was a nice place." -Chandler
"Yeah." -Joey
"Not a lot of closet space, but he could just hang his stuff out the window in a bag." -Chandler

"He has a big huge dog... that barks into the night. (pause) Well, who doesn't love dogs? (pause) He's a tap-dancer! (pause) Yes, some would say that is a lost art. (pause) He's a pimp! (pause) There you go, yes, he's a pimp. He's a big tap-dancing pimp." -Chandler

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