Quotes from The One with Ross's Sandwich

"Tighty whities? What are you, eight?" -Joey

"Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took. I just thought this time I'd go for something a little more intellectual...with a less painful final exam." -Phoebe

"Sorry I'm late, but I left late." -Rachel

"I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films." -Joey

"Wait, just wait, everybody, just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's SUCH A BIG PERVERT." -Phoebe

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