Quotes from
The One After Vegas

Rachel: "I'm just glad we didn't do anything stupid."
Ross: "Tell me about it."

Monica: "We were just talking about bacon."
Phoebe: "No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable."

Monica: "What are you guys going to do?"
Rachel: "Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer."
Chandler: "Well, I think... I think Ross already has one. So, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one's free."

Phoebe: "You are going to sing to me because the radio's broken and you are selfish... but have a nice voice."

Ross: "I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing."
Rachel: "Uh huh."
Ross: "Yeah, I'm not gonna do that."

Ross: "I can't have three failed marriages. I can't, okay. I... I am not gonna be that guy."

Rachel: "This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover."

Monica: "Here's your key. All right, now you have to go out and christen it. Now go out and come back in."
Chandler: "The door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay."

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