Quotes from
The One with the Joke

Chandler: Paid your phone bill?
Joey: Not so much.

Phoebe: Remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?

Joey: I'm not workin', so I've had to cut down on some luxuries like... payin' for stuff.

Rachel to Joey: If anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze-muffin.

Chandler to Monica: They can say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay because I like maintaining you.

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