Quotes from
The One with Rachel's Sister

Monica: I don't need a tissue! I'm find!
Ross: When you put a D at the end of fine, you're not fine.

Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah, but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister.

Jill: I don't know how to thank you guys.
Phoebe: Aw, I like cars.

Phoebe: I don't think Rachel's gonna think it's such a good idea.
Jill: So, who made her queen of the world?
Phoebe: I would love that job!

Rachel: I don't like it.
Jill: Really?
Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
Jill: It's yours.
Rachel: Yeah, well, I'm a slut.
Jill: Me too.

Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Chandler: We got some vapor rub in some places.

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