Quotes from
The One That Could Have Been

Joey: "Wasn't he cheating on you with her?"
Rachel: "Yeah, but that just means that he was fallin' asleep on top of her instead of me."

Monica: "What if I was still fat? You wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure."
Chandler: "Sure I would."
Everyone: "Oh, yeah, right. Really...."
Chandler: "What? You guys really think I'm that shallow?"
Ross: "No, I just think Monica was that fat."

Rachel: "Why didn't you take the job?"
Phoebe: "Because at that time, you see, I thought that everything that rhymed was true. So I thought, y'know, if I worked with stocks, I'd have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox...."

Joey: "Now, hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don't need any assistance in there, take a break!"

Phoebe: "Go! No, no no, I said sell when it hits fifty. Five-oh! It's a number, it comes after four-nine! No, it's okay, it's okay, you're allowed one mistake. Just kidding. You are, of course, fired."

Joey: "I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine."

Monica: "You realize what you are, don't you?"
Chandler: "What?"
Monica: "You're his bitch."

Phoebe: "Now my chest hurts."
Monica: "What?"
Phoebe: "My chest hurts. Ugh. And now I can't breathe."
Chandler: "Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?"
Phoebe: "Well, if I were, would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?"
Monica: "Yes."
Phoebe: "Then yes, that is what I'm having."

Monica: "Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow it down."
Chandler: "I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die."

Rachel: "I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. Y'know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break."

Rachel: "Oh my God, you're a thirty-year-old virgin!"
Monica: "Say it louder, I don't think the guy all the way in the back heard you!"
Guy-in-back: "Yeah, I heard it."

Joey: "You ready for a refill?"
Rachel: "I probably shouldn't. So I will!"

Monica: "It would just be one friend helping out another friend."
Chandler: "Stop it, we're not doing this. Let's do it!"
Monica: "No! Okay."
Chandler: "Okay!"
Monica: "Do you have any moves?"
Chandler: "I have some moves."
Monica: "I have no moves."

Monica: "I'll tell you something. We are gonna do that again!"
Chandler: "Okay!"

Rachel: "Is Joey Tribbiani here?"
Ross: "Um, no."
Rachel: "Well, if you see him will you please tell that I'm looking for him and that this time I'm not going to throw up!"
Ross: "Well, that's always good news."

Rachel: "Who are these men?"
Ross: "Men... a guy I know."
Rachel: "Well, you might want to tell him, it sounds like his wife is gay."
Ross: "She is not... She's gay. Oh my God, she is so gay!"

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