Quotes from The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Chandler re: Joey: "A hot girl's at stake and all of a sudden he's Rainman."
Phoebe: "What's a movement class?"
Monica: "It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime."
Joey: Please, please, Chandler. I would owe you so much.
Chandler: You DO owe me so much. You owe me three-thousand, four-hun...
Joey: Hey, hey, dude, why are you changing the subject?
Joey: Listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay, so I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay, just remember Thursday. Thursday, can you remember Thursday?
Chandler: Yeah, so, Tuesday?
Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering just think of it like this: the third day. All right, Monday, one-day, Tuesday, two-day, Wednesday, when? huh? what day? Thursday! The third day, okay?
Chandler: Thank you.
Monica: Why don't I just go out with an ex-boyfriend, y'know, and, y'know, do Joey a favor?
Joey: Hey, you wanna to Joey a favor maybe you go out with Joey.
Dana: You'd really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. See ya later.
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