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The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
"I just don't want my tombstone to read, 'Ross Gellar, three divorces.'" -Ross
"Don't be worried about that, your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It can say 'Ross Gellar, good at marriage.' Mine's gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay, buried alive.'" -Phoebe
"Have you figured out a way to tell him you're moving out?" -Monica
"No, no, I keep trying, y'know. And I can get out, 'Joey, I have to,' but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with 'go to the bathroom.' He may think I'm sick." -Chandler
"My little sister and my best friend... shackin' up." -Ross
"I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel. The only guys below me will be four-divorce-guy, murderer-guy, and... and geologists." -Ross
"You know, you think you're finally making progress at work, and then your boss calls you Raquelle." -Rachel
"See, once you know the stories, it's not that bad. First marriage: wife's hidden sexuality. Not my fault. Second marriage: said the wrong name at the altar. A little my fault. Third marriage: well, they really shouldn't allow you to get married when you're that drunk and have writing all over your face. Nevada's fault." -Ross
"This is crazy. I mean, yes, Rachel is my good friend, and I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife." -Ross
"Are you pregnant?" -Rachel
"No, but I'm throwing this shirt away!" -Monica
"Are you okay? You're not blinking." -Rachel
"So, Ross and Rachel got married. Monica and Chandler almost got married. You think you and I should hook up?" -Joey
"Oh, we do. But not just yet." -Phoebe
"What about Ross?" -Joey
"I don't want to go into the whole thing, but we have words and I kill him." -Phoebe
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