Quotes from The One Where Paul's the Man

Ross: "Oh, a man with a plan."

Liz: "You brought protection, right?"
Ross: "What, are there like bears or something?!"

Chandler: "Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask."

Monica: "How bad is this?"
Phoebe: "Well, with a regular guy it's bad. With Chandler? Oh dear God."

Ross: "I too am a neat guy."
Paul: "What?"
Ross: "And I too am just a love machine."

Phoebe: "I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you."
Chandler: "I know."

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