Quotes from The One with the Proposal

Chandler: "When the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast I'm just going to propose."

Chandler: "Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Hey, you marry me."

Monica: "I see you got your moustache back."
Richard: "Well, my nose got lonely."

Chandler: "I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."

Chandler: "I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy."

Chandler: "If you're not careful, you may not get married at all this year."

Phoebe: "Convince her that you're scared of commitment. Convince her that you're a little coward."
Chandler: "I could do that. I've had thirty years of practice."
Joey: "Hey, being you's finally going to pay off!"

Richard to Monica: "You're with Chandler, a guy I really like. And if you say he's straight, I'll believe you."

Chandler: "Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs."

Richard: "Nothing happened."
Chandler: "Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend that you love her?"
Richard: "Well, all right, one thing happened."

Richard: "You go get her, Chandler. And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don't let her go. Turst me."
Chandler: "Y'know, Richard, you are a good guy."
Richard: "I know. I hate that."

Monica: "Chandler, in all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best... my best... there's a reason why girls don't do this."

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