Quotes from
The One with Ross's Denial

"90% of a woman's pheromones come out the top of her head. That's why women are shorter, so that men will fall in love when they hug them. C'mon, Ross, you're a scientist." -Phoebe

"The beautiful guest room's going to be filled with antiques." -Monica
"Which is why Asteroids is perfect, it's the oldest game." -Chandler

"My ad came out today." -Joey
"'Wanted: female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly.'" -Chandler

"Oh my God, someone's killed square-man." -Chandler

"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer." -Phoebe

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