Quotes from
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
"Ross, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?" -Joey
"No. Why?" -Ross
"Just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn't have naked chicks on it." -Joey
"Aw, I can't believe this. This sucks. When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, and it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful?" -Joey
"I'm sorry man, there's never a good time to have to stop catching on fire." -Chandler
"It's getting darker and more painful. That means it's healing." -Joey
"Well, Joey's got a really bad hernia, but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix." -Chandler
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