Quotes from The One With Joey's Porsche

"Look, if you'd had two failed marriages you'd understand." -Ross
"Well, you know what? Thanks to you I'm half way there." -Rachel

"I don't think I've ever been this angry." -Rachel
"What about the time I said we were on a break?" -Ross

"You guys are being way too overprotective. When I was a kid my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass." -Chandler
"What?" -Phoebe "Glass, sand, whatever." -Chandler

"I wonder what age it is that you stop being able to put both legs behind your head." -Monica
"Oh, I can still do that." -Phoebe
"How are you still single?" -Monica

"When we were dating we consummated like bunnies." -Ross

"Only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun." -Phoebe

"Did a Porsche throw up on you?" -Ross

"I got to say, I know I divorce a lot of women... never thought I'd be divorcing you." -Ross
"I know. I always thought if you and I got married that would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret. And we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut." -Rachel

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