Quotes from The One on the Last Night

"I'm Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day, even if people are on it." -Rachel
"Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I better wash it and shrink it." -Monica

"Is that picture straight?" -Rachel
"It needs to go about twenty blocks to the left." -Monica

"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, 'What were you thinking?'" -Monica
"Funny, 'cause I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler." -Rachel

"..and now you have to leave... and I have to live with a boy!" -Monica to Rachel

"Look, Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. Okay? Look, I'm not gonna miss you helpin' me out with money. The only thing that I'm gonna miss is you... and now the dog." -Joey

"Can I ask you a question?" -Monica
"Sure." -Chandler
"What the hell is that dog doing here?" -Monica

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