Quotes from The One Where Phoebe Runs

Phoebe to Rachel: Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you....

Phoebe: Okay, let's go running.
Rachel: Yeah, and there's really cute guys there.
Phoebe: Let's run towards them!
Rachel: Okay.

Phoebe: You've met your match, Rachel Green.

Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and live forever as a machine.
Chandler: And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.

Monica: Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh, so you can move them.

Monica: Joey.
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: Did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"
Ross: Thank you for bringing her into our lives.
Chandler: Unbelievable.
Monica: Oh, so, you like her too, Chandler?
Chandler: Hey, look at all the boxes.

Rachel about Phoebe: You guys, I am telling you, when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the frog and the six-million dollar man.

Monica: Rachel, I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Rachel: Ankle.
Monica: We'll see.

Ross: Wow, couples who live together do start to look alike.

Chandler: She is not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
Ross: Uh, hello, did you just meet Monica?

Chandler: I could say that I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?

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