Quotes from
The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica: I'm engaged! I'm engaged!

Monica: I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride!

Joey: I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a nineteen-year-ld. What?
Chandler: So when you said "get up early" did you mean 1986?

Monica: Chandler, it's happens to lots of guys. You were tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it.
Chandler: I'm not worried, I'm fascinated. It's like biology. Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology and tonight biology failed me.

Rachel: Hey, can you believe this? Can you believe they're actually getting married?
Ross: Well, sure, but I get married all the time.

Joey: Playin' a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. S'up with the whack Playstation, s'up!

Chandler: Joe.
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Uh, you've had a lot of sex, right?
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.

Phoebe: Oh, but, Mon, If you touch my guitar again, I'm going to have to pound on you a little bit.

Monica: I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past.

Chandler: You can play your own age which is thirty-one.
Joey: I'm thirty!
Rachel: Joey, you are not, you're thirty-one.
Joey: Aw, crap!

Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love. Not just because it's romantic but because I can.

Monica to Rachel: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!
Chandler: Well, somebody should.

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