Quotes from
The One Where They All Turn Thirty

Chandler: She's not as pretty as she was when she was twenty-nine.
Tag: Miss Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you didn't use the words "old," or "downhill," or "they still look pretty damn good."
Joey: They do!

Rachel: Can I keep the presents and still be twenty-nine?

Joey: Why, God, why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old, not me.

Rachel: You know, I'm still twenty-nine in Guam.

Chandler: Ross, a sports car? Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
Ross: That's not what this is about. Okay? I am a sports car enthusiast. I've always been into cars.
Joey: Hey, what's the horse-power on this thing?
Ross: I don't know, but... but look how shiny!

Rachel: You know what? I am gonna do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced.

Tag: Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked out about turning twenty-five.
Rachel: Get out. Get out of my apartment.

Joey: It hurts my Joey's apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.

Monica: I'm gonna puke on you later.

Phoebe: It's for the child in you... and the woman.

Chandler: Monica's a little drunk.
Phoebe: Yay, I love drunk Monica!

Rachel: If I want to have a kid when I'm thirty-five, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm thirty-four which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes.

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