Quotes from
The One with Joey's New Brain

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Ross: A brain transplant?
Joey: Yes, it's a highly controversial procedure.
Ross: It's ridiculous.
Joey: Well, I think it's ridiulous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.
Ross: It's winter, there are fewer people on the streets.

Rachel: What if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fall in love? I mean, wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.

Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the dying cat parade.

Monica: Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?

Joey: So, you like the nachos, huh? Myself, I'm partial to...
Girl: I'm sixteen.
Joey: See you in 2003.

Monica: Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here on the face?
Jessica: I'd love to but my lawyer said I can't do that anymore.

Ross: Now, remember, you have to imagine me in a kilt.
Rachel: I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee-socks.
Ross: You want to start telling secrets?
Rachel: No.

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