Quotes from
The One With the Truth About London

Rachel: Ever had a virgin margarita?
Ben: What's a virgin?
Rachel: Water it is.

Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy, and when I say legitimate, I mean gay and in control of his saliva.

Rachel: Then when they do it, they're left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Rachel: Yeah, I'm funny, Ben, but I'm not stupid.

Joey: I won't stare at Monica's breasts. Everyone knows I'm an ass man.
Monica: That's true.

Monica: Phoebe, relax, none of that stuff every happens. They just put it on there for legal reasons.
Phoebe: Why?
Monica: In case it happens.

Monica: Wow, you are really fast.
Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

Chandler: Well, I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Monica: Eh, we weren't that close anyway.

Monica: When I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey.
Joey: Yeah, baby. No, baby!

Rachel: So, now what did we agree?
Ben: No more pranks.
Rachel: And what else?
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.

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