Quotes from
The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress

Phoebe: Since when are you into swing music?
Chandler: Oh, since forever. I used to go all over town listening to bands...
Monica: Chandler.
Chandler: Gap commercial.

Megan: Look, you don't want to fight me.
Monica: Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty.

Chandler: So, Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?

Joey: What's this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Ross: I have an oily T-zone.

Chandler: While Monica and I were dancing to them, it was the first time I knew that you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: Aw, crap.

Kristin: Ross, this is Joey, Joey, Ross.
Joey: Hi.
Ross: Hi, it's nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I don't anymore.

Ross: Wait a minute! Were on the poster for gonnorhea?
Joey: You ever slept in the same bed with a monkey?
Ross: Hey, you leave Marcel out of this.
Joey: Fine, have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?
Ross: Hey, hey, have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VD boy?
Joey: Monkey lover!

Chandler: That dress, I mean, it's like augh, it's terrible, it makes me wanna just rip it right off you.
Monica: Okay. But you can't rip it. Well, maybe a little.

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