The One With Rachel's Book
Ross: Take from me. As the groom, all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.
Phoebe: I just don't know what the big deal is.
Ross: The big deal is I don't want naked greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle - beer, cold beer.
Jack: I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how that happened.
Judy: Don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund, don't you?
Jack: We have it, only now we call it the beach house.
Judy: It was Chandler. We didn't think he'd ever propose.
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.
Rachel: You don't need this custom-made Empire-waisted Duchess satin gown. You can wear off the rack.
Chandler: Look, really, it's gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and we're gonna get married.
Rachel: Do you even understand what "off the rack" means?
Monica: This is the most special day of our lives.
Chandler: I realize that, honey, but I'm not gonna spend all the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, I love you, but if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited.
Phoebe: You poked at him with wooden spoons.
Ross: Okay, so it wasn't a traditional massage. But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks, and, and I gently exfoliated him with... with a mop.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Ross: His daughter was hot.
Chandler: So we only have two kids. We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Rachel: Oh, come on now, don't keep me waiting, take those clothes off. But I would keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.
Joey: I don't want to, I'm scared.
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