The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Melissa: Are you friends with Ralph?
Rachel: Oh, please.
Melissa: Are you?
Rachel: Stop picturing it!
Phoebe: What is this, what's going on?
Joey: Oh, good, can I tell her? Can I tell her?
Rachel: Do want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version?
Phoebe: You're, y'know, so... vanilla.
Rachel: I am not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas!
Phoebe: To Ross.
Chandler: Please don't take away my cool thing. Please? Pretty please?
Ross: Pretty please? Not very 007.
Chandler: Look, it's my wedding day. Okay? If you were getting married I'd never do anything to upset you.
Ross: When I got married, you slept with my sister.
Chandler: That was very 007.
Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course, yes, I was a... um... thi mega tampon.
Chandler: Ross is Batman.
Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
Joey: In Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I'm a ministainer... there's no one better, there's no one guh-reater.
Rachel: ...we couldn't stop giggling and our coconuts kept knocking together...?
Phoebe: Somewhere, Joey's head is exploding.
Chandler: The pants are a little tight.
Monica: A little tight? I could see double 0 and 7 in those things.
Chandler: Holy double-vented comfort, Batman.
Melissa to Rachel: I don't picture your face when I make love my boyfriend.
Rachel: What the hell was that?
Phoebe: I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Phoebe: I've had better.
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