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The One with the Vows

Monica: Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: I figured I'd just buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a vow.
Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.
Chandler: Right.

Joey: You've done this before, Ross. What did you say when you made up your vows?
Ross: Well, with Carol I promised never to love another woman until the day I died. She made no such promise.

Joey: Oh, I got it. How about saying something like this? "Monica..."
Chandler: Monica...
Joey: "...when I look back over our time together..."
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: I can't do everything. Look back over your time together!

Ross: We were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?
Ross: How is Monica coming along with her vows?
Phoebe: Let's just say it's lucky she has a sweet ass, 'cause she's not so good with the writing.

Phoebe: Pretty soon they're gonna be having kids, and then they're just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids, and then maybe they're gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.

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