Quotes from
The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding

Chandler: Yep, from now on it's gonna be the four of you guys and me and missus... the little woman... the wife... the old ball and chain.
Monica: Old?
Chandler: The young, hot, ball and chain.

Chandler: Look, if you want borrow money, it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.

Ross to Chandler: If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.

Chandler: So, are we friends again?
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me.

Monica: Honestly, ever since we got engaged I've been waiting for something to flip you out.
Chandler: Honestly, me too.

Nora: I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come.

Nora: Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Helena: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler: Oh my God.

Ross: If I remember correctly Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I.
Joey: Great!

Phoebe: If you don't find him and bring him back I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass.

Ross: We'll see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Gunther: I wasn't invited.
Ross: Well, then, we'll... we'll see you the day after tomorrow.

Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?
Chandler: Panicking... and using the internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica.

Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages, they yell, they fight, and they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games.

Ross: We're just gonna go home and take a shower. That's not scary, right?
Chandler: It depends on what you mean by "we."

Rachel: We can't find Chandler...'s vest. We can't find Chandler's vest.

Monica: I'm so happy for me!

Nora: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Helena: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora: Honey, it isn't good luck.

Monica: Are you okay?
Ross: Yeah.
Monica: You're sweating.
Ross: These are beads of joy.

Richard: Is that my ass?

Chandler: Anything that can fit into this can't be scary.
Phoebe: You obviously didn't see Chuckie 3.

Priest: Are you Chandler?
Chandler: Are you Joey?

Judy: I wish your grandmother had lived to see this.
Monica: She's right there.
Judy: Not that old crone, my mother.

Chandler: Is this new?
Monica: Not now.

Priest: Dearly beloved...
Joey: That's my line!

Monica: Chandler, for so long I... I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul-mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort, and instead I found everything that I've ever been looking for my whole life. And now, here we are, with our future before us, and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul-mate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go.
Joey: Chandler.
Chandler: Uh, that's okay. I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I had to do, but when I saw you walking down the aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You want to know if I'm sure?
Joey: You may now, uh, kiss the bride.

Joey: Do you take each other?
Chandler: I do.
Monica: I do.
Joey: Yeah, you do!

Chandler: I know about the baby.
Monica: What baby?
Chandler: Our baby.
Monica: We have a baby?

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