Quotes from
The One With the Engagement Picture

Chandler: Somebody on the subway licked my neck. Licked my neck!
Phoebe: Oh, Willie's still alive.

Ross: You guys call him Cute-coffeehouse-guy, we call him Hums-while-he-pees.

Rachel: I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe: He is but he's getting divorced. Ross, maybe you know him.
Ross: It's not a club.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men.
Chandler: They have that on the napkins at the club.

Rachel: We made a joke, though, that we spend so much time together he should call me his work-wife.
Ross: Soon he'll be able to call you that lady he knew that got fired.

Photographer: I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
Chandler: No, I am.

Joey: Rach, I gotta say, it's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Rachel: I'm not asking you to go on a date with him.
Joey: Really? 'Cause I could kind of use the money.

Monica: Chandler, what is the matter with your face? I mean, this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron." Hey! Don't laugh at him, he's MY drowning moron.

Chandler: Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?
Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread?

Ross: Fine. Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I'll be on full alert for room-painting and sex weapons.

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