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The One With the Nap Partners

Rachel: I really hope it's you.
Phoebe: I hope it's you.
Rachel: Me too.

Chandler: I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody "bitch."

Phoebe: It's two of our best friends. Who knows what you're gonna marry.

Rachel: I'm gonna marry someone good, y'know.
Phoebe: Oh, I know.
Rachel: Better than Chandler.
Phoebe: Pffft.

Joey: I'll talk to you later.
Ross: Okay, but not about this.
Joey: No, never! Never.

Chandler: What did this woman look like?
Monica: She was like thirty, dark hair, attractive.
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright shiny thing called a mirror?

Rachel: Can't we just flip a coin?
Phoebe: No, coins hate me.

Joey: That was the best nap I ever had.
Ross: I don't know what you're talking about.
Joey: Come on, admit it, that was the best nap you ever had.
Ross: I've had better.
Joey: Okay, when?
Ross: All right, all right, it was the best nap ever!
Joey: Ah ha.
Ross: I said it! Okay? But it's over Joey.
Joey: I want to do it again.
Ross: We can't do it again.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Because it's weird.
Joey: Fine. You want something to drink?
Ross: Sure, whaddya got?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin PM.

Chandler: Okay, I will do it, but I have to warn you, this may make me a better person and that is NOT the man you fell in love with.

Rachel: I met Monica when we were just a couple of six-year-olds, and, uh, became friends with Chandler when he was twenty-five, although he seemed like a six-year-old.

Phoebe: I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel when we were showering together... naked.

Phoebe: The coins have finally forgiven me!

Chandler: I think that I am going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.
Monica: Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn't have to apologize.
Chandler: I'd really love it if I could do both.

Monica: How much weight could she have gained?
Chandler: 145 pounds.
Monica: In one year! My God, what did she eat, her family?

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