The One with all the Candy
Monica: Did you two...?
Rachel: Oh, Monica, come on, you know I don't sleep with guys on the first date.
Monica: Matt Wire, Mark Lim, Ben Moore...
Ross: You like it?
Phoebe: I love it!
Phoebe: Oh, oh! I love you.
Phoebe: Not that way. But the bike got you a lot closer.
Phoebe: Chandler's about to cry.
Chandler: Am not.
Rachel: I said that I thought you were a good kisser, and, uh, and that I like your teeny tiny tushy.
Tag: No, not my tushy.
Rachel: Maybe it's not as bad as I think, y'know, maybe they didn't take it the way I meant it.
Chandler: Absolutely, y'know, because tushy can mean both ass and good worker.
Chandler: Is that why you became a chef, so that people would like you?
Monica: Huh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you? Huh, funny man?
Mr. Zelner: Hey, it's not like I don't have a sense of humor, huh. Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. But there's a time and a place, huh! Unless you have a limerick written down....
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