Part 1 written by Scott Silveri
Part 2 written by David Crane & Marta Kauffman
Directed by Kevin S. Bright

Guest starring

Amanda Carlin as Dr. Long
Debi Mazar as evil bitch
Eddie McClintock as Clifford Burnette
Maurice Godin as Sid
Rachael Harris as Julie
Tim DeKay as Marc
Jo Nell Kennedy as nurse #1
Henriette Mantel as nurse #2
Maggie Wheeler as Janice
Christina Pickles as Judy Geller

Co-starring

Mark Daniel Cade as the doctor
Laura Margolis as woman giving birth
Karin Co as woman with mild contractions
Jimmy Palumbo as sick bastard
Sarah Rush as nurse #3

Featured music

"River of tears" by Eric Clapton (looking at the new baby)