The One After I Do
Nora: Dennis is a dear old friend and a fantastic lover.
Chandler: Bravo, Dennis, thanks for pleasing my mother so.
Chandler: Those aren't eleven and a half.
Joey: Okay, fine, I'm a seven. All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, I'll show ya!
Monica: In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
Rachel: Hey, y'know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through.
Rachel: I don't know, maybe they have tools.
Monica: You got to take it now. C'mon, do it as a present to me.
Rachel: Okay, thank you.
Phoebe: I'll run out and get you one.
Rachel: Oh, you guys are so great.
Monica: Oh, wait a minute. Who's the father?
Phoebe: Oh, no, she won't tell us.
Monica: C'mon, it's my wedding. That could be my present.
Rachel: Hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.
Phoebe: See, this is why you registered.
Joey: Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor.
Chandler: But you're not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Rachel: Oh, that's a risky little game.
Rachel: I'm gonna have a baby!
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