The One With Monica's Boots
Rachel: Those boots are amazing.
Monica: They're mine!
Joey: She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children.
Joey: Yeah. You know the SATs?
Joey: She took 'em.
Monica: They're very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants....
Chandler: You could wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them.
Monica: The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die.
Rachel: Well, give them to me. I haven't felt my feet in years.
Ross: Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are lesbanims.
Joey: Well, I'll let you two fash...ists get down to business.
Chandler: See, every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Monica: You were right, all right, I never should have bought them. They're killing me one toe at a time.
Chandler: So, I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. It's oddly unsettling.
Monica: Where are they?
Chandler: Well, why don't you check in one of my saddle bags while I chew on a bale of hay?!
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